May
05.

- I just cleaned and reorganized my office & feel like my strategic juices are flowing… right out of my arm pits. Isn’t it a pitty? <—PUN #
- For all the good folks who have asked, the Overlake Kids album will release at the Family Night of Worship on May 15th! Mark your calendars. #
- I do love apple computers, but I really wish they’d make a better laptop power source. I am getting my 4th replacement right now. #
- Anybody know where I could get a flying car for Nov. 22nd? (I’m not kidding) #
- My wife is heading out tonight, so my goal is to get the kiddos to bed and then get through all 1,256 e-mails in my inbox. Can it be done? #
- There are now 18 unread e-mails in my inbox. My wonderful admin, Sara, now has 1,142 unread e-mails in her inbox. Forwarding is awesome. #
- Are we seriously becoming FB fans of sleep, the beach, dessert, etc? I’m starting a fan page for “People who like to become fans of stuff”. #
- Having dinner with our neighbors to celebrate that he just got offered a job after 8 months of unemployment. Woo hoo!! #
- “He’s Just Not That Into You” rhymes with “Giant Flaming Mounds o’ Pooh” for a reason. #
- Lawn is mowed. Hedge is trimmed. Yard is raked. Uninteresting update is written. #
- 3 Stooges movie in production for 2010 starring Sean Penn, Benecio Del Torro and Jim Carrey. Can u guess which characters they’re playing? #
- When did it become fashionable for dudes to wear their hair like Linda McCartney circa 1974? Even the Indigo Girls have rejected that do. #
- Liam just told me a bedtime story about Batman fighting the evils of Killa Crog, The Penglin, 2 Face, and The Clue. #
- Just did a favor for a buddy and sang on a radio jingle under the psuedonym Ma’Jesticle. Shhhh, don’t tell anyone it was me. #
- Help me out, friends.I’m putting 3 giant filets on the BBQ in a few hrs. What’s the best way to prepare them? P.S. I don’t have cedar planks #
- Reel Theology: Dark Knight- the Make Up of Evil. Tomorrow @9:20, 11am & 6pm. Http://www.OCC.org #
- Wish I were a Harlem Globetrotter so I could do all that cool dribbling, win everytime I played & help Scooby solve mysteries on the side. #
- Bummed to hear about Jack Kemp’s passing. #
- Listening to “Autumn Thunder- The Soundtrack to NFL Films” and feeling mighty heroic on my drive home after an awesome day @Ocerlake. #
- Listening to “Autumn Thunder- The Soundtrack to NFL Films” which is making my drive home pretty epic after an awesome day @Overlake. #
- If all of the people in China stood on a chair and jumped off at exactly the same time they could knock the earth out of orbit. Who’s in? #
- Just listened to Ben Folds presents University A Capella and am wondering if it will grow on me. Enjoying some classic Johnny Hartman now . #
- Mike & I need some good “Twilight” jokes for this Sunday’s Reel Theology message. Got any? #
- I really prefer speaking of myself in the collective 3rd person. We just sound more interesting that way. #
- Join us on May 15th @7pm for the Family Night of Worship @Overlake as we celebrate the release of “Give It All Ya Got” the new OCC Kids CD! #
- Sometimes a good cry is just what the doctor ordered. #
- CDC now reports that Swine Flu is no stronger than the regular old seasonal flu. http://bit.ly/i1Qpl What should we panic about now? #






