May
12.
- Heading over to the McQueen estate to celebrate the great news about their adoption from Ethiopia! #
- WHAT?! It’s Cinco de Mayo? Dang, I need to get out more. #
- Me: “what do kids ask about your show & tell?” Liam: “where’d u get it? Do u like to play with it? These are the words that children say.” #
- Is it still bad or dangerous to be a Michael Jackson fan? Should I just keep it in the closet? Sha-mon. #
- Getting ready for the 1st Wednesday service here @Overlake. C U @ 7pm in the Chapel for some rockin’ worship & great teaching by Dr. Gary. #
- Dinner at last. Turkey and cheese quesadilla with horseradish sauce. I think it might be time to hit the grocery store. #
- Rats are incapable of puking. #
- Part of Manny’s punishment should be to look every 8yr old fan in the eyes & tell them that he’s a cheater & doesn’t deserve their respect. #
- Mixing a couple of songs for my little bro’s new project, “Darling Gray”. They’re sounding pretty epic! #
- Listening to Bill Withers Live at Carnegie Hall. Such a great album. #
- April showers bring May showers. #
- Just finished a rehearsal for an outdoor wedding & I can’t feel my ears. Hopefully it’ll warm up tomorrow so I can officiate w/o shivering. #
- Enjoying some awesome pics @ http://www.AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com (thanks @ChrisHahn) #
- My boys have been playing quietly for a half an hour with a measuring tape. Last week it was a plunger. It’s the simple things… #
- Anyone know of a good organic laundry soap that won’t make your clothes smell like baby vomit? #
- For those who have seen the Star Trek movie, will we non-Trekkies geek out on it, too? #
- Off to the Kirkland waterfront to officiate a wedding. Praying I will resist the temptation to drop a bunch of sex jokes in the ceremony. #
- Off to the Kirkland waterfront to officiate a wedding. Praying I will resist the temptation to tell a bunch of sex jokes in the ceremony. #
- I heart the “Asian Invasion”! http://yfrog.com/092j5j #
- Marisa & I are about to boldly go where literally thousands have gone before. (no, we’re not in Susan Boyle’s undies) #
- Previews are so awesome, I forgot what we were here to see. #
- Is Star Trek an excellent movie? Affirmative. Does Josh McQueen look like Spock? Also affirmative. #
- At the gym doing cardio while watching the food network. I really am an ass with a carrot dangling in front of it. #
- Accidentally broke a beautiful, unopened bottle of ESB. This is what it sounds like when doves cry. #
- Who the crap would talk about “Twilight” @ a church service? Overlake would. Bring mom along & find out why. @ 9:20, 11am & 6pm http://www.OCC.org #
- Marisa & I are celebrating mom’s day with a nap. #
- Nap, u remind me of Edward Cullen. So good as long u don’t suck.(for more lame Twilight humor join us @Overlake tonight @6pm)www.OCC.org #
- Celebrating the completion of a great series over a frosty mug of Long Hammer. See u next wk for Killer Apps: Tools for spiritual upgrades. #
- Based on my spam folder, the Nigerian royal family is huge, not especially good with personal finance, and full of doctors. (via @wilw) #
- Off to Lifegroup to study the trinity: good friends, good food & good beer. Grateful to God for giving us such a great community. #
- Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life there. #
- Coffee & Jesus. #
- My hair just dries this way. #
- Sitting on a panel this morning answering questions about being a dad. I’m the “here’s what u shouldn’t do” guy. #
