Aug
04.

- Our house has cooled down to a balmy 91 degrees. http://yfrog.com/5a9mbgj #
- If u took the awfulness of “Watchmen” & put it in an opposite machine, you would get the brilliance of “HP: the Half Blood Prince”. #
- Holy Moly!!! Someone just told me that Michael Jackson is dead! #LifeUnderARock #
- In the studio with @gregswinehart droppin some sweet rhymes on a new rap song. It debuts @Overlake on Aug 9th. B der suckas! #
- Just registered my fantasy football team. Seriously stoked to waste hrs of my life managing my team this fall! Holla fantasy footballers! #
- Need to get some beauty sleep before shooting resumes on our formidable lil’ rap video tomorrow. Please refer to me as Butta from now on. #
- Note to self: avoid filming on the roof in a jumpsuit in 105 degree heat. #
- Driving to Oregon to see the fam for a couple of days. Ok, ok… to be perfectly honest, I’m just so sick & tired of pumping my own gas. #
- Whoever said that God doesn’t have a sense of humor has clearly never read Deuteronomy 23:1 in the King James translation. #
- To quote one of the true gentlemen scholars of our time, “I wanna be a cowboy, baby!!” Kid Rock, we salute you. http://yfrog.com/c95xmkj #
- Had a dream last night that I created the 1st ever Halloween Murder Mystery Dinner Twitter Party called “Twick or Tweet”. #
- Nothing quite revives the soul like a morning 4-wheeler ride with my boys in the beauty of the Oregon forest. #
- Whenever I go to H&M I’m never completely sure which part is men’s clothing. With that said, I’m pretty sure I just tried on a blouse. #
- Non-dairy creamer is flammable. Don’t ask me why I know that. #
- I have the worst crick in my neck today & can barely turn my head. I guess I’ll have to bail on “Head banging to Mannilow Monday”. #
- Natural deoderant should have this warning on the label: this product does not actually work, but hey, it’s better than getting cancer. #
- Seriously stoked to reunite with my wife & boys today. Being away from them confirms yet again that I am pretty much useless w/o them. #






